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Breakfast Pastry 

A cyber terrorist: Normally on TikTok and Twitter harassing people he disagrees with. A Breakfast Pastry is always trying to cancel someone and ruin their life because he's a miserable hobbit and his life is sh*tty. This person usually is found with Mrs Potato Head "The nasty Fake doctor" "Rx0rcist.

Breakfast Pastry also mean Sh*t!
ThatDaneshGuy is such a Breakfast Pastry!

Ahhh man I stepped in Breakfast Pastry again!!!
Breakfast Pastry by Chachi55 April 9, 2022

Pastry Bros

The name of your friend that has dated/fucked/made out with a person you have dated/fucked/made out with.
"Hey, I heard you made out with Karen at the office party last night! We're Pastry Bros now!"
Pastry Bros by KyLo December 22, 2012

pastrami mommy 

A female with a shredded up, banged out, high mileage vagina.
She had alot going on down there bro, total pastrami mommy to say the least.
pastrami mommy by Ranchgirls December 8, 2020

david pastrnak 

A god like NHL player that plays for the Boston Bruins. He will make your jockstrap hit the ceiling with his silky hands and has the best cellys in the league.
Hockey is my favorite sport after watching David Pastrnak weave three the entire team.
david pastrnak by Joe Kwong November 24, 2017

pastriotism 

the love and/or loyalty to pastries.
If you fuck apple pies, you have a sense of pastriotism.
pastriotism by danbrown4life February 8, 2008

Pastry Bitches 

Girls with some huge cake (butt) to the point where it makes a pastry chef's jaw drop and eyes widen.
dayuuum bro, pastry bitches are my favorite bitches, cuz they got that big behinddd!!

Guy 1: Damnn look at Ashley shes so hot!
Guy 2: Nahh shes not got the cake... we need those pastry bitches
Pastry Bitches by igotthatcake123 August 18, 2012