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pizdyets 

It's a russian word used to express that you're angry, upset or that something sounded wrong for you and you didn't feel like it. It's literally the common word "Bullsh*t", "Sh*t" or even "F*ck".
Pizdyets dude, you can't even take a joke.
Pizdyets, I'm out of here.
Pizdyets, this is not going anywhere, thats waste of time.
This worth nothing, thats pizdyets. Waste of coin!
pizdyets by F3DALEE June 8, 2016
Words you can keep
The last word in Russian pilot's communication when plane is seconds to crash.
CAP: Descending to 600 course 360 Aeroflot 821
F/O: Take it take it
CAP: What do you mean fucking take it
(Bank angle, Bank angle)
CAP: I can't do it either
(Bank angle, Bank angle)
F/O: Other way other directions
(Bank angle,Bank angle)
F/O: Fucking hell
CAP: Well
F/O: What the Fuck are we doing?
(Bank angle,Bank angle)
ATC: 821 contact tower approach 127.1
F/O: Fuck!
CAP: Pizdets!
SOUND OF IMPACT
END OF RECORDING
pizdets by dildo777 November 26, 2021
Related Words
1. Describes a kaput situation, one at which fubar is nothing compared to how the situation really is. Can also describe situations of otter stupidity expressed by someone, as well as an obviously bad mental state.

2. Derived from the russian word "pizda", which means the female reproductive organ (i.e. "pussy"), this word can refer to a really big and/or good one.
1. That dude just threw that stuff up, and it fell down on his head with a huge chunk of the ceiling, cracking his skull in two. Pizdets.

2. - She has a huuuuuuge pizdets down there!
- Can we both fit in..?
pizdets by ChronoDog October 20, 2004
Pronounced as pizdæts, russian - Пиздец, alt. pisets, pizdos, pezdos, pezdets, short form - pdzc pzdts.
A swear word in russian which is commonly used with the word blyat, the definition depends largely on the context in which it is uttered, be it a situation where someone crashes into your car or you see someone get hurt, but it can also be used in a neutral situation, when, for example, something hilarious suddenly happens and you cannot hold in the excitement. It can be used to express almost anything, from grief and anger, to exhilaration and amazement. In this way, it's alike to words "Blyat" and polish "Kurwa", because of it's versatility. Generally speaking, this word is a russian synonym of "Holy shit!" or "For fuck's sake!". If you hear it being pronounced in a calm and non-exclamatory manner, it's probably just a filler word with no particular meaning.
1. Guy 1: Blyat, dude, watch out! We're about to go downhill! Slow down, for fuck's sake!!!
Guz 2: I can't, blyat! The brakes have failed!!!
Guy 1: PIZDETS! *car rolls over and crashes*

2. Blyat, have you seen that!? This dude just shat on the floor, this is pizdets!

3. Guy 1: *does something really stupid*
Guy 2: Pizdets, you are such a retard...

4. When local people see a black person in a small town:
Girl: Look, this guy's skin is black!
Guy: Pizdets, it's a Negr!
Pizdets by xth3d May 27, 2024
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