See im gonna tell yawlz that there story of the great pito sauce.
See there was this mexican a friend of mine knew back there in gawd dame Illinoy!!!!!! His name was Sylvester W. (Wehtt) Bach!!!! He had a small vile there of this stuff cawled that there pito sauce that his four fathers had all busted a nurt in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Him and his four fathers were all hoping to get a chick to drink it so they made Sylvester walk around and ask "Do u wawnt muh pito sauwz!!!!!" and the girls said "HELL NAWWW!!!!!!!" and he died.
See there was this mexican a friend of mine knew back there in gawd dame Illinoy!!!!!! His name was Sylvester W. (Wehtt) Bach!!!! He had a small vile there of this stuff cawled that there pito sauce that his four fathers had all busted a nurt in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Him and his four fathers were all hoping to get a chick to drink it so they made Sylvester walk around and ask "Do u wawnt muh pito sauwz!!!!!" and the girls said "HELL NAWWW!!!!!!!" and he died.
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by Cody Poythress December 4, 2007