piss lizzard

A house pet which pisses on the floor wherever it pleases.

*A man walks into the kitchen* "FUCK" he exclaimed with great frustration "You little Piss Lizzard, I'm telling the kids you ran away!" He yelled as he forcefully punted his cat directly into the ceiling.

by Dboneskrilla May 4, 2015

Piss lizard

When someone’s being an absolute asshole about a subject they don’t even know about, they are a piss lizard.

Stop being a piss lizard Jared

by quax November 6, 2020

Piss Lizard

A very hot and attractive person. They also have a big ass and cock

Wow, look how attractive piss lizard is.

I know right.

by Piss lizard May 6, 2021

lizard piss

Lizard piss is a noah slocum

Wow i could really go for a lizard piss

by Lizard piss June 11, 2017