pinocchio's closet

Pinoccho's Closet (noun) : One's downstairs mixup, a collaberation of ones junk assimilating into ones genitals, male or female.

1. I rubbed my pinocchio's closet all over her face after she passed out drunk in the garage

2. My oh my, that girl's pinocchio's closet is a great crevice that is deeper and looser than the worlds mighty oceans

by horseonabicycle August 17, 2009