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pinky dinky

pinky dinky is a small penis or "dinky" as some girls will call it, usually the girl will look at her own pinky finger or her thumb and she will laugh if your dick is the same size or smaller
Tiffanie looked down and saw that his dick was even smaller than her thumb. She almost choked with laughter but tried to remain calm. She quickly realized her thumb was bigger than Travis' pinky dinky. She started to laugh, but needed a ride home so she caught herself. The following week, every girl in high school would not date Travis unless they were interested in small penises.
pinky dinky by brad1256 January 20, 2014

pinky dinky promise 

Like a pinky promise but you add a dinky promise to it. so not only do you wrap your pinky together but also your penises.
person 1: “you promise?”

person 2: “ i pinky dinky promise”

Pinky Dink

When a man has a small erect penis, its called A Pinky Dink
He has the smallest Pinky Dink iv ever seen!
Pinky Dink by Jafa_is_real October 12, 2016

Pink Dink 

The raw, sore, reddened state of the penis after excessive masturbation or intercourse.
Jason's girlfriend wanted to get some, but he couldn't perform; he had masturbated seven times that day and had a burning case of Pink Dink.
Pink Dink by ibomb December 26, 2008

pink dink 

A raw, painful state of the penis, caused by excessive masturbation and/or sexual acts.
Jason tried to rub one out for the seventh time in one day, but had to stop because he had a raunchy case of pink dink.
pink dink by ibomb December 25, 2008

Danky Panky 

Having sex after smoking some high-grade marijuana. Often results in the following: copious amounts of sleep, eating, pregnancy, learning difficulties, and onset of adventurous ideas, seizures, cardiac arrest, convulsions, paranoia, brain damage, bursts of energy, sudden death, increased driving and video game skills, restless leg syndrome, new pets, learning incredibilities, and long walks with your drug dealer.
Jim: Yo, i heard you pulled a Danky Panky with Jess the other night.

Frank: Yeah dude, we smoke 4 bowls then got at it.
Danky Panky by aaaaaaav September 20, 2010

Danky Panky 

The dankest of the dank, shit so strong it'll make you wanna fuck yo mama or in lamens term SOME STRONG AF WEED
Bruh you got the plug on the Danky Panky
Fosho mah nigga,shit you bouta get FUCKED UP
Danky Panky by Mr.StealYoGurl March 22, 2015
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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