pink unicorn 

1. A person that has both a penis and a vagina; a hermaphrodite.

2. A woman with an abnormally enlarged clitoris.

"Take off her pants and you'll see that Mabel is a pink unicorn."

pink unicorn by PinkUnicorn29 August 2, 2016

Invisible Pink Unicorn 

A supernatural creature whose existence can not be demonstrated, but for which certain facts are nevertheless asserted (if it's invisible, how do you know it's pink?).

Apparently orginating on the alt.athiest usenet group as a way to either argue the existence of God with non-athiests without getting personal, or mock them relentlessly. Sometimes shortened to IPU.

We know the Invisible Pink Unicorn exists, because no matter how hard hard we look we can't see her.

Invisible Pink Unicorn by irzebra March 19, 2004

The Invisible Pink Unicorn 

The Invisible Pink Unicorn is the goddess of a satiric parody religion aimed at theistic beliefs, which takes the form of a unicorn that is paradoxically both invisible and pink... imagine that.

The Invisible Pink Unicorn is commonly used to highlight the perceived fallacious or arbitrary nature of supernatural beliefs by, for example, replacing the word "god" in any theistic statement with "Invisible Pink Unicorn".

The Invisible Pink Unicorn by myana___ February 13, 2008

Glittery Pink Unicorn

While performing sexual intercourse, inside a girl's anus, you quickly jump onto her shoulders, place your genetalia on top of her cranium, and allow your sperm to evacuate your penis into the night sky.

#1.) so i was fuckin this bitch in the ass and before i was about to jizz i jumped all up on her shoulders and slapped my wang on her head and performed a flawless glittery pink unicorn. . .it felt reaall nice
#2.) My cunt mother was real upset when, while performing anal intercourse with her, i flew up onto her shoulder and performed a glittery pink unicorn with perfect form.
#3.) titties!

Glittery Pink Unicorn by usedQtip April 20, 2011

Invisible Pink Unicorn Bias

A form of cognitive bias where any socially constructed concept—a nation, a legal system, a currency, a cultural norm—is treated as if it were as arbitrarily interchangeable as the Invisible Pink Unicorn (IPU) of satirical theology. The bias consists of dismissing the reality or significance of social constructs by reductively equating them to any other construct, claiming that because both are “made up,” they are equally fictional or equally arbitrary. For example, replacing “NATO” with “the Kingdom of Abzu” in an argument about geopolitics, and then treating the serious analysis as absurd because the substitute is obviously made up. The bias ignores that social constructs have material effects, histories, institutional weight, and differential power—not all constructs are equivalent just because none exist in a pre-social vacuum.

Invisible Pink Unicorn Bias Example: “He dismissed national borders as just ‘invisible pink unicorns’—as if the fact that they’re socially constructed meant they had no real consequences at border crossings, citizenship, or war.”

Invisible Pink Unicorn Bias by Dumu The Void March 23, 2026

pink fluffy unicorn 

a cute little pony that likes to dance on rainbows :D

pink fluffy unicorn dancing on rainbows.

pink fluffy unicorn by Nyan cat WTF June 6, 2011

pink fluffly unicorn 

A beautiful, gentle, loving, cute beast that loves to dance on rainbows and watch the Glee regionals.

pink fluffly unicorns dnacing on rainbows :D

pink fluffly unicorn by Nyan cat FTW June 6, 2011