pimpbot

A Mechanical Pimp. a robot pimp... robo-pimp... a dude made of metal who smacks hos and takes their money, and eats alot of sammiches... metal sammiches...

I am the Pimpbot, so you whores best drop my money right here, women...

by Dangar the Mighty August 28, 2003

pimpbot

a robot which utilizes the fundamentals of pimping and theory, coupled with the engineering and refinement from some of the worlds finest engineers to produce a pimp robot, or pimpbot, of maximum capability and efficiency. Truly a Modern Marvel.

PimpBot: My softwares free of glitches and my stables full of bitches.

by JammityJ December 26, 2005

pimpnotized

Adj; 1) Thinking and acting as if a pimp, when in fact you are not. 2) The delusion of being a pimp. 3) Emulating well known pimps and failing....miserably.

That fool in that beat up stationwagon with those Walmart spinners sho is pimpnotized. Other examples of pimpnotizm include but are not limited to large fake diamond jewelry. Puttin gold in ya grill when ya ain't a famous rapper. An sayin Crunk several times in one sentence while drinking Courvoisier out of a plastic chalice.

by Rebecca Goodhart December 3, 2005

pimpnotism

same as hypnotism, but this way you get the girls to do what YOU want

i used my pimpnotism on 5 bitches friday night

by joe November 7, 2004

pimpbooking

someone who constantly reminds you in their status they offer a product or service

Mark's status always says something about the real estate market. We get it you are a real estate agent, stop pimpbooking!

by LoveGMoney February 3, 2010

pimpbitch

The Queen B of Pimps.

Also known as bitch, whore, ho, slut, etc.

Omfg Debbie, you are SUCH a Pimpbitch! I totally saw you getting it on with Kyle last night!

by theoneandonlypimpbitch December 27, 2007

pimpotent

If a man is pimpotent it means that he convinces himself he's a pimp when in reality he's just scared shitless to make an actual connection with a female. Because if he did that he might actually have to get to know somebody and in turn get to know himself. This boggles the mind of someone who is pimpotent because he creates his identity based on the most popular current stereotype. A male who is pimpotent is unoriginal, tired and essentially spineless. Because a "real man" wouldn't have to have his worthiness validated by the latest rap video (which are modern day minstrel shows) or by the newest created word to degrade women, like bitch, pussy, hoe, skank, slut, etc. (As you know this list goes on and on). If you are wondering how to spot a man that's pimpotent you need only identify him by the way he speaks. If you are an intellectual female who is attractive he generally cannot hold a conversation with you without bragging about himself. He also uses lots of words like, "Yea I've slept with mad bitches. I skeet all over their fucking faces. All these hoes are on my dick, etc." A male who is pimpotent must always bring attention to himself because if he doesn't he's terrified that people might actually forget that he is there. He is, to be frank, unremarkable, a dime a dozen, and completely ignorant of women’s worth and what it means to be a "real man". You could purchase his twin off a magazine rack or download his personality for free off of Limewire; AKA: you need not know this man, to know what he’s about. All that he is, is plain to the eye and ear.

This is the most encountered male in my experience. He can be found within any race, culture, etc.

If you overhere a guy saying this, "I'm a pimp. I pulled like three girls last night and I had them all licking my dick at the same time."
HE IS PIMPOTENT
If you're a confident intellectual female holding a conversation with a guy that goes like this. "Well basically I have several girls you know? I like to keep my options open, and girls just can't seem to get enough of me"
HE IS PIMPOTENT
If you're at a club and you notice that a guy knows all the words to every Lil John and Ying Yang Twins (prime examples of FAMOUS pimpotent men) song that plays in the club because he is enthusiastically singing along!
THE FOOL IS PIMPOTENT

by Nambi April 6, 2005