pilsbury dough bitch 

A busty pudgy lady who hasnt seen the sunny side of a beach in a long time, usually ginger they tend to be pre-occupied with their freckles evolving. Their skin has a pale sickly translucent quality like that of uncooked dough.

"where's pilsbury dough bitch?" "dunno dude, hiding in shadows as usual"

pilsbury dough bitch by paolo depanda October 20, 2009

Pillsbury Dough Bitch 

The Pillsbury Dough Bitch is a thot, not a slut. She is virgin and def not pure. She is 5’3 and about 150lbs. She is super white has huge fucking thighs and her tits are pretty big too. She don’t have hips or an ass but she got a good hourglass. The dough bitch is pretty chill and likes to eat sweets and break but sugar hurts her teeth and she’s gluten intolerant.

Damn. That Pillsbury Dough Bitch seems to be lacking cake. But not dumplings. That’s for sure.

Pillsbury Dough Bitch by Mira Jack October 22, 2018