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Picktance
When driving a car: A distance whereby the driver can pick his/her nose without being seen by the driver of the car in front via rear view or side mirrors.
Sally was driving behind another car when she felt the need for a nasal spring clean so she broke as to increase the picktance between herself and the car in front.
Picktance by Shombray5000 September 28, 2014
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pickton
The art of deceptively retaining the services of a prostitute whilst planning his or her (more commonly her) demise. Typically, one would use the prostitute for their services and dispose of them immediately thereafter. Although, in some cases one would simply seek out a prostitute for the sole purpose of disposing of them. In either case, said disposal should take place at a pig farm.
While there may be an initial investment required, such as a retainer fee charged by said prostitute, this fee is typically returned to the customer after disposal. The only costs incurred by a customer should be for the following:
-gas to drive to and from the pig farm
-a shovel
-a bag of lime
While there may be an initial investment required, such as a retainer fee charged by said prostitute, this fee is typically returned to the customer after disposal. The only costs incurred by a customer should be for the following:
-gas to drive to and from the pig farm
-a shovel
-a bag of lime
Hooker: Hey there cutie, you lookin' for a good time?
Pickton wannabe: Yea, hop in.
Hooker: Where are you taking me?
Pickton wannabe: To a farm.
The End.
Pickton wannabe: Yea, hop in.
Hooker: Where are you taking me?
Pickton wannabe: To a farm.
The End.
pickton by FunkyAlbertan December 31, 2011
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pickton by daniel francis November 11, 2007
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pickton by foodshouldbefree August 4, 2009
PickThrotting
When you see that one nigga with nappy hair and you take a pick and stick it in their hair and pull up really hard and pretty much you can take him anywhere after that becuase his head is stuck to the pick.
Raise among my gods and praise for the naps. Dude he is pickthrotting that dude hair lmao.
KaDrop on YT
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PickThrotting by National Days Inc. December 5, 2018
Pickthank
That pickthank motherfucker just couldn't keep it to himself. Had to explode the situation for everyone instead of keepin it real. Fucker pickthanked on his hoe too. nows she's goin up river just for havin his back the whole time. What a dirty rat.
Pickthank by ihateliersnsnitches October 21, 2009
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