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Like a personal homepage but for your phone. A page for your phone where you can do things such as check your voicemail, place calls, look up phone numbers and sent text messages. An idea created by CallWave in 2007.
Even though I don't have any cell phone reception out here, I can check my phonepage to see my voicemail.
Phonepage by Pecan July 22, 2007

Phonepassed 

Passed out with out putting your phone on the charger.
I was so tired last night I phonepassed and my alarm didn't go off this morning.
Phonepassed by zizithecat August 1, 2019

Phonepussied 

When you receive a prank phone call from a someone posing as a sex hotline.
"Dude, I just got a private number... said something about sticking it all up in my hair?"
"Man, you got phonepussied... AGAIN!"
Phonepussied by mamababybird February 24, 2009

phonepamper

To pamper a person via a telephone.
While talking to Wanda A. tonight, she complained of a knot in her shoulder. I decided to Phonepamper her to brighten her evening.

Phoneputer Slide 

When your phone accidentally slides along the keyboard of your computer/laptop.
Derik: qasdfghjkl

Mike: Yo what was that?

Derik: Sorry guys, my phone just did a Phoneputer Slide here along my keyboard.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026