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phonepaux 

When one checks their phone at inappropriate times.

I.e. during intercourse, funeral, at altar at wedding.
DId you hear Tim pulled out his cell phone when he was getting lucky with Tracey? What a phonepaux.
phonepaux by techfleek October 19, 2015
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Like a personal homepage but for your phone. A page for your phone where you can do things such as check your voicemail, place calls, look up phone numbers and sent text messages. An idea created by CallWave in 2007.
Even though I don't have any cell phone reception out here, I can check my phonepage to see my voicemail.
Phonepage by Pecan July 22, 2007

Phonepassed 

Passed out with out putting your phone on the charger.
I was so tired last night I phonepassed and my alarm didn't go off this morning.
Phonepassed by zizithecat August 1, 2019

Phonepussied 

When you receive a prank phone call from a someone posing as a sex hotline.
"Dude, I just got a private number... said something about sticking it all up in my hair?"
"Man, you got phonepussied... AGAIN!"
Phonepussied by mamababybird February 24, 2009

phonepamper

To pamper a person via a telephone.
While talking to Wanda A. tonight, she complained of a knot in her shoulder. I decided to Phonepamper her to brighten her evening.

Phoneputer Slide 

When your phone accidentally slides along the keyboard of your computer/laptop.
Derik: qasdfghjkl

Mike: Yo what was that?

Derik: Sorry guys, my phone just did a Phoneputer Slide here along my keyboard.

Phonepamine

The dopamine you get from using your phone.
Real life can't compete with the phonepamine.
Phonepamine by Pixylicious September 4, 2026
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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