phantom hat

Phantom hats or phantom glasses occur when you've been wearing said apparel for some time and can still feel them after they're no longer on your person. Peace.

"I've got a phantom hat on."

"No, Greg, you just haven't showered in three days. Pass the Pam."

phantom hat by Ian February 2, 2004

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