a mass lad who is generally hired by western australian education institutions for no apparent reason than to disturb the students peace. hanging around such a person will deduct lad points.

Petrucha: Excuse me boy, im not finished with you yet!
dude: Man, you are so unlad...

dude 1: oh shit, that petrucha committed running away with our gibbons!
dude 2: Oh man, petrucha is not loose......
dude 1: we lost lad points for even hanging around with him...
by looseunit101 August 13, 2008
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