permisha

Permisha is the best looking girl you can find. Her laugh is so beautiful and her smile is so bright it lightens your day. You cannot find a better girl than permisha

I love permisha with every fiber of my being

permisha by Maineywainey01 April 18, 2022

perishable food 

FOOD THAT YOU SHOULD NOT BRING TO THE AVE. The likelihood that this food goes bad is 100%. An avetard will completely forget about this food in the pantry and let it go bad. When it goes bad, an avetard still won't give a shit, and will most likely eat it anyways no matter how old it is and how bad it smells. Most of the food at the Ave also most likely ends up being covered in mold.

Yea, Ian ate those beans that were just sitting on the counter for 3 weeks that smelled like shit even though I told him they were an example of a perishable food, he said they tasted good.

perishable food by TurnM3Up November 12, 2019

permashades

A seemingly permanent sunglass-shaped tan line outlining one's optical region. Caused by dangerously high levels of ultraviolet exposure. Commonly found on the faces of bronze beach babes and metrosexual males.

Dude 1: What happened to your boy's face? Did he fall asleep at the beach?
Dude 2: Nah. He just picked up a new pair of permashades at the tanning salon.
Dude 1: He's so metro.

permashades by super adam January 15, 2010

Permish 

A shortened way of saying, "permission"

did I give you my permish to do that?

Permish by strunner June 4, 2009

Permashacker 

Noun. A sorostitute with which you are in a long term relationship, and thus sleeps at your apartment, house, or fratcastle more than she sleeps at her own sorority house.

Jess - Do you ever sleep in your cold air bed anymore?

Courtney - No, I'm a permashacker at Joey's fraternity. I can't remember the last time I actually slept at our house.

Permashacker by PeaceLovePartyOn February 20, 2011

permashame 

the stigma attached to a person after a public humiliation, from which recovery will be very difficult

"He wet himself in the middle of school and there was no way of hiding it - oh God, the permashame!"
"He dropped the ball in extra time and cost his team the grand final - instant permashame! He'll have to win them another three grand finals to get away from that."
"Dave's permashamed now, ever since he left his lapel mic on while poopsterbating. Not even his Grandma makes eye contact with him now."

permashame by chickenLicker69 November 24, 2015

non-perishable

It is like calling someone a snack, but referring to an older man or woman who is smoking hot.

Person #1 "Dude!! that guy is sooooo hott!!"

Person #2 "Bro, he's like 50."
Person #1 "He is such a non-perishable"

ex. John stamos, Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston.

non-perishable by germangirls May 12, 2018