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A sock or other covering that keeps a penis warm. Can also be used for masturbation and containing bodily fluids.

1) She slipped a penis sock on me so that I wouldn't slime her.
2) Aww man, you just put your foot in my penis sock.
3) After a good wank, Jake would always cum in his penis sock.

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Sock penis

A sock penis is the foreskin around ones penis that when in water gets shriveled and looks like a sock. It can also be a derogatory term used to downgrade someone's self or penis.

Ex1- man when I got out of the bath I had a major sock penis.

Ex2- og: yo foe did you see that Lars last night? Yayo: Yeah he is such a sock penis.

Sock penis by Zahvi Bo January 17, 2018

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Sock-penis

The male identity assumed by non-males to be accepted as a technical equal by TechBros.

Rebecca used her sock-penis name "Steven Moorcock" when applying for online coding work.

Sock-penis by Capt. Sodium October 18, 2022

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sticking your penis in an electrical socket

When you say something that you later regret. Usually refers to times when you tell an embarasing story to your friends because you think it is funny, but they then use that story to make fun of you.

Dude, stop telling people about that time you saw your grandma naked. Your sticking your penis in an electrical socket.

sticking your penis in an electrical socket by CareyB May 25, 2008

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Penisbocker

When your penis jiggles around like the dice on a car mirror during a workout, or when your penis gets stuck to your thighs.

Oh SHIT, I got a penisbocker.

Penisbocker by Mozzarambe April 2, 2017

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Penissoccer

A game in which several fully-nude men replace the plastic figurines of a foosball table with their penises, and play the game normally.

First one to get a boner loses.

"Hey man, what's wrong?
I lost a game of Penissoccer."

Penissoccer by Gramma Knobgobbles November 29, 2011

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penisocksor

(noun) One who knits or wears penisocks. A very real word that is safe to use in Scrabble. A favorite word of Michael Showalter.

See also penisoccer, the act of playing soccer/football with one's penis.

The penisocksor slipped a penisock onto his penis.

penisocksor by BBQ Platypus December 18, 2007

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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