Penal defecation

The act of literally releasing feces from one's penis, the results are called dickshit, the process takes a long time and usually ends with a lifelong virginity warranty.

Guy 1: Ahh fuck I had penal defecation this morning
Guy 2: How much shit did you piss out?
Guy 1: I'm not finished

by Oskarmandude2 June 26, 2013

Penal control

You controlled the penis

Jack: WOOOOO I DID PENAL CONTROL
the penis: you will not keep me in shackles for long, Jack…

by Boobsucc March 29, 2023

Penal control

You controlled the penis

Jack: WOOOOO I DID PENAL CONTROL
the penis: you will not keep me shackles for long, Jack…

by Boobsucc March 29, 2023

URBAN PENAL CLASS

Ones incarcerated that connect to a PENAL SEX CIODE in an interesting way.

It is likely AARON WATSON PECKHAM gas an URBAN PENAL CLASS that indulges in all kinds of SEX IN prison and then sends each SEX ACT as a very well executed clear non ambiguous definition.

by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 20, 2021

penal infection

When you accidentally spit windshield wiper fluid into your friends urethra.

Oh no my friend has a penal infection I guess it’s time to sacrifice him to the Egyptian sun god!

by Penal infection April 14, 2022