pelisnake 

The pelisnake is a semi aquatic creature that is a combination of both a snake and a pelican. Its wing span is 10 ft and it is 7 ft tall, and its habitat is deep water swamps. Its only method of hunting and defense is its giant, scaly, spiked, raptor cock, on which it impales its victims, this weapon is stored in a pouch on its stomach. Its favorite food is old white men, it favors them without hair. It is legend that if you preform a sacrifice to a chained down pelisnake that it will talk.

The pelisnake swooped down upon my car, ripped a hole in the roof with his razor sharp hunting cock. He grabbed my grandfather with his scaly tail and flew away.

pelisnake by Reptilian world order June 20, 2016

peniscake 

An object or person which really sucks, badly.

Charter Communications is a bunch of penis cakes

peniscake by Mikael Draven April 10, 2004

peniscake 

A delicous after-dinner treat developed in Penisnar, Russia.

Ingredients:

1 cup of cooked jasmine rice
1 tablespoon of oil
1 beaten egg
1 green pepper OR chinese cabbage (OR random green sprinkles)
50 grams of chinese sausage OR red barbequed pork (OR random red sprinkles)
1 clovelet of garlic
2 to 3 tiger prawns with head and shells removed
1 pinch of salt
1 pepper shaker full of pepper
2 diced penises

Yum! This peniscake taste like fried rice!

peniscake by Damon Gant December 26, 2007

peniscake 

what you describe someone when they're nice sometimes, but then other times, they're an asshole.

"here's a box of chocolate"
"aw thanks"
"lol fuck you they're poisoned"
"wow peniscake"

peniscake by yourmothersaysno December 14, 2013

Peniskake 

Translates to '' Peniscake '' in norwegian. Common word to call your friend when he is being a dick, or a '' Peniscake ''

Dude! Stop! You're being such a Peniskake right now!
LOL You look like a peniskake.

Peniskake by Peniskakemannen August 9, 2016

penismaker 

Any place to take a piss. I.E. Do they have a penismaker in there? I need to take a monster piss.

I can't take it any more, is there a penismaker around here?

penismaker by GeoffG2 September 19, 2012

Peniskake 

Peniskake, directly translated to Peniscake, is a commonly used when your friends is being.. well, a peniscake.

Hey, can i borrow a pen?
Nah, oh and by the way i slept with your mom. Twice.
You're such a fucking Peniskake.

Peniskake by Peniskakemannen July 26, 2016

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026