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The pelisnake is a semi aquatic creature that is a combination of both a snake and a pelican. Its wing span is 10 ft and it is 7 ft tall, and its habitat is deep water swamps. Its only method of hunting and defense is its giant, scaly, spiked, raptor cock, on which it impales its victims, this weapon is stored in a pouch on its stomach. Its favorite food is old white men, it favors them without hair. It is legend that if you preform a sacrifice to a chained down pelisnake that it will talk.
The pelisnake swooped down upon my car, ripped a hole in the roof with his razor sharp hunting cock. He grabbed my grandfather with his scaly tail and flew away.
by Reptilian world order June 20, 2016
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