pelisnake

The pelisnake is a semi aquatic creature that is a combination of both a snake and a pelican. Its wing span is 10 ft and it is 7 ft tall, and its habitat is deep water swamps. Its only method of hunting and defense is its giant, scaly, spiked, raptor cock, on which it impales its victims, this weapon is stored in a pouch on its stomach. Its favorite food is old white men, it favors them without hair. It is legend that if you preform a sacrifice to a chained down pelisnake that it will talk.

The pelisnake swooped down upon my car, ripped a hole in the roof with his razor sharp hunting cock. He grabbed my grandfather with his scaly tail and flew away.

by Reptilian world order June 20, 2016

peniscake

An object or person which really sucks, badly.

Charter Communications is a bunch of penis cakes

by Mikael Draven April 10, 2004

peniscake

A delicous after-dinner treat developed in Penisnar, Russia.

Ingredients:

1 cup of cooked jasmine rice
1 tablespoon of oil
1 beaten egg
1 green pepper OR chinese cabbage (OR random green sprinkles)
50 grams of chinese sausage OR red barbequed pork (OR random red sprinkles)
1 clovelet of garlic
2 to 3 tiger prawns with head and shells removed
1 pinch of salt
1 pepper shaker full of pepper
2 diced penises

Yum! This peniscake taste like fried rice!

by Damon Gant December 26, 2007

peniscake

what you describe someone when they're nice sometimes, but then other times, they're an asshole.

"here's a box of chocolate"
"aw thanks"
"lol fuck you they're poisoned"
"wow peniscake"

by yourmothersaysno December 14, 2013

Peniskake

Translates to '' Peniscake '' in norwegian. Common word to call your friend when he is being a dick, or a '' Peniscake ''

Dude! Stop! You're being such a Peniskake right now!
LOL You look like a peniskake.

by Peniskakemannen August 9, 2016

penismaker

Any place to take a piss. I.E. Do they have a penismaker in there? I need to take a monster piss.

I can't take it any more, is there a penismaker around here?

by GeoffG2 September 19, 2012

Peniskake

Peniskake, directly translated to Peniscake, is a commonly used when your friends is being.. well, a peniscake.

Hey, can i borrow a pen?
Nah, oh and by the way i slept with your mom. Twice.
You're such a fucking Peniskake.

by Peniskakemannen July 26, 2016