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Pedo-Smile

Evil rape smile
Girl 1:Hey you see that guy over there?
Girl 2:Yea.
Girl 1:Well he keeps giving me a Pedo-Smile. It's creeping me out.
Random Guy:If you don't want any attention, then you should cover your left nipple. It's been hangin' out ever since.
Girl 1: (Quickly fixes her shirt)
Pedo-Smile by Im a CAT lawlz October 18, 2010

pedosmile 

Phenomenon where, when photographed, a pedophile will always have a creepy, lopsided grin which screams "I molest children". Such pictures are in sharp contrast to those of normal people, who generally have a deer-caught-in-the-headlights expression, and conventional felons such as murderers, who always frown. Typical features of a a pedosmile include tight, discolored lips, visible tounge, concealed teeth, a cocked head, twisted facial features, a bald forehead, disheveled hair, and a general aura of faggotry. Used in conjunction with other indicators, the pedosmile is an excellent method of early pedophile identification.
I was going to help that man find his puppy in exchange for candy, but then I saw that he had a pedosmile.
pedosmile by Eidako April 13, 2006

pedosmile 

The creepy look predators give in mug shots.
That dude on the news last night had such an obvious pedosmile, the authorities should have known at a glance!
pedosmile by KinxD Lite January 27, 2009

pedosmile 

Creepy smile reminiscent of that of a pedophile. A la hunting children.
The playground is an inappropriate place for a pedosmile. Those helicopter moms are going to kick your ass.
pedosmile by OAssBitches May 10, 2016

Pedosmile 

A Pedosmile is an awkward and/or creepy smile portrayed on someones face. This can be either on a picture or seen in real life. A Pedosmile does not necessarily label someone a pedophile but just that they shouldn't smile because it can be taken that they are.
Hey Dan check out Robs "Pedosmile" in his picture, he looks down right creepy.
Pedosmile by Superdave22 November 11, 2010

Pedosmile 

The tell-tale sign of a pedofile. A facial expression that is a fairly accurate dictation of whether or not, person in question rapes children or not. This expression is commonly a cross between a grin and a smirk. Pedosmile is a play on words, combining pedofile and smile.
Priest-with-pedosmile: Come little boys, I have cookies.. Don't you like cookies?

Boy 1: Yeah, they're great!

Boy 2: Psst, dude, don't fall for it.. He's got a pedosmile

Boy 1: Wow, good thing you can spot those guys out.. That cardinal almost had his way with me..

Boy 2: Damn right it's a good thing that I can spot 'em out..
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