pbjmcameran is the best girlfriend ever. she makes me so happy and anyone who dates her or is friends with her is the luckiest bitch ever. plus kisses from her make me ascend ngl <33
person 1: who is pbjmcameran?
me: the best person to ever exist?? duh lol
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).