partcissist 

A narcissist is someone who is in love with themselves, so a partcissist is someone who is in love with a part of their own body. The most common forms are men who are infatuated with their own genitals and women (often singers/actors) who love their boobs or butt so much they constantly show it off in photos or even go so far as to sing songs about their own body parts and how great they are.

Nicki Minaj's song "Anaconda" is 4 minutes of her bragging about how awesome her butt is. What a partcissist!

partcissist by DarkBass November 7, 2014

parkissist 

A person who feels narcissistically entitled to someone else’s parking spot and will back up to steal it. The parkissist is in a line of cars looking for spaces and has already moved past a spot, but then realizes someone is about to back out of the already-passed spot. Someone else is behind the parkissist and therefore is waiting in the appropriate position for the about-to-be-vacant spot, but the parkissist puts his or her car into reverse and backs up, in order to steal it from the person who deserves it. It does not enter the parkissist’s mind at all that he/she has already passed the spot and therefore should just accept the missed opportunity and move on. Nor does it enter their mind that they are backing up nearly all the way to the front bumper of the person who should rightfully be getting the spot, or that said person should get the spot.

Backing up to snag an about-to-be-open spot is acceptable if there are no other cars behind waiting for that spot, but a Parkissist commits the backing up routine even when there is a line of cars behind.

parkissist by MS Libertarian June 30, 2014

nartcissist 

A person who is mistaken for a narcissist simply because they are deeply dedicated to their art, often working in solitude, obsessing over detail, or prioritizing creative expression over small talk and social norms.

“She spends days in the studio painting and barely talks to anyone—people call her a narcissist, but really she’s just a nartcissist.”

nartcissist by cidliusmaximus June 4, 2025