parking hog 

a driver who is too lazy to park between the lines and always ends up straddling two spaces.

That guy is such a parking hog I'll bet he even parks in handicapped spaces.

parking hog by backinbowl February 7, 2010

Packing a Hog 

Inserting a big pinch of chewing tobacco in your lip

“Jesus look at Kyle the guys packing a hog right now “

“I can’t drink right now I just packed a fat hog”

Packing a Hog by Papa_stem82 February 6, 2021

Packing a Fat Hog 

Taking a thick penis anally

I couldn't answer the phone, I was packing a fat hog.

Packing a Fat Hog by Fraser Crest August 8, 2019

Packing a Fat Hog 

The act of scooping out a large chunk of Skoal, Copenhagen, or Redman and placing it in your lip of cheek. Extremely popular with students at Episcopal High School in Houston and Cascia Hall Catholic School in Tulsa. Originates with a couple freshman at Cascia.

Normal Teenager: Hey, where were you at the football game last night?

Episcopal Kid: dude, football is gay as shit, I was packing a fat hog all night at Kyle's ranch. We went mudding for like 3 hours.

Normal Tulsa Teen: what'd you guys do last night?

Cascia Kid: we were at Morp, you are such a fag for not going, it was soo awesome. I was packing a fat hog and they had like 3 handles of vodka!!

Packing a Fat Hog by Mburck3 May 25, 2010