parasecrets

a livejournal community that makes secrets about the band Paramore.
they update every sunday and most of the secrets are about bitching on singer hayley williams and other communitymembers.
still a lot of people visit the community because it's addicting, and they feel like a real paramore fan (parawhore).

1; "ey dude, have you read the new secrets at parasecrets this week?
2; "yeah, awful as always."

by ihaveaparacrush October 25, 2009

parasecretary

A highly overpaid and even more highly underqualified legal assistant

That parasecretary of his really needs to get her roots done.

by I'msodone.com November 3, 2008