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paper bag princess 

A girl or young woman who realizes, like the character in Robert Munsch's book of the same name, that she needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.
"Lauren's life as a paper bag princess meant that she'd always be using her super powers to help people who really needed her instead of to reproduce empty societal expectations."

paper bag princess 

Girl with a hot body but minging face
Sophie had a cracking body but man did her face have Progria, she was a real paper bag princess.

Paperbag Princess 

A girl that is so ugly you have to put a paperbag over her head while having sex so that you aren't disgusted.
Girl: Am I your little princess?
Guy: Of course you're my princess...My paperbag princess!

paperbag princess 

A girl who is really beautiful and has a great body but doesn't necessarily dress the part.

Usually a hippie, or an accomplished woman who doesn't care about the latest fashion trends or other materialistic crap.
She's my paperbag princess.

Translation: She's beautiful inside and out, and doesn't feel like she has to wear tight brand name jeans to show the whole world her curves.
paperbag princess by beebee111 December 27, 2010

paperbag princess 

Much like a butterface. A girl who has a great body, but a rather unattractive face. She'd be great in bed, but you just have to cut holes out of a paperbag and pop it right over her head.
GUY 1: "Hey look at that Nancy girl. Nice ass"
GUY 2: "Yeah, but look at her face."
GUY 1: "She's a real paperbag princess alright."
GUY 2: "Nice one."
paperbag princess by scottybouch January 27, 2008

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026