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A very special creature. A hybrid between a human and a koala bear. Very beautiful pretty eyes mean but nice. (Like a sour patch kid firts they are sour then they are sweet). Papeens are a very elusive creature lost for hundreds of years. If one shall ever encounter a papeen be aware for they are dangerous but if one happens to catch one keep it for its the best thing to ever happen in life.
Dude I saw a papeen for the first time and I lost my shit!
papeen by honestdave March 18, 2014
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Pappendorff 

When time is a serious issue, a gentleman may need to perform life's two basic pleasurable necessities simultaneously. The first of these would be masturbation. The second is the expulsion of last night's kebab(or other equally gut-rotting cuisine) through the rear orifice.
"I was running late for work this morning, so I decided to kill two birds with one stone and have a pappendorff. Fantastic!"
Pappendorff by Ricardo Verdi July 23, 2008
Related Words
papeen paneeni pareen pareena pajeenis paleen Paneendra paneenee Papee papeep
An Armenian name for someone that is one in a million, very rare, or unique. Armenian mythology states that when a Papken is born in foreign lands, he will reconquer all Armenian lands and restore the homeland in its entirety. He will unite all the Armenian tribes under one banner and place his son on the throne.
Papken by GBoston University PHD February 3, 2010

pageena pagina 

Rosie O'Donnell.

"Rosie O'Donnell, she's not even a diva, she's a Pageena Pagina"
pageena pagina by RosieFan1992 March 28, 2010

papenize 

light green not so dangerous controlled substance aka mary jane!!!!
:papenize benel men yemesleshal jeles
:ende peacespice dawg
papenize by L561 January 10, 2011

papenpantaloonophobia 

The fear of pooping your pants. Papen is the original word for pooping or "passing gas" used in 16th century England. Pantaloon is derived from the french word "pantalon" 1580-1620.
Friend- Did.. Did I just poop my pants?

You- Dude, you have papenpantaloonophobia.
papenpantaloonophobia by POOPL3GS December 19, 2012
The island the rat eating villager lives on. On her alone time she hunts rats. She is completely obsessed with Jared.

Yo Jared let's slurp some rat stew.
Papeete my home and native land - Gurneet
papeete by Mr. Woodles November 28, 2018