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panty biscuit

A well-formed trouser patty that's sat in a woman's panties for several hours after being expelled from her ass - usually unknowingly.
Later that night, the clams casino and unlimited pudding bar seemed like a really bad idea when Lamont felt the warm panty biscuit that had formed between Chirlee's ass cheeks.
panty biscuit by CoonTastic July 21, 2014
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pant biscuit 

When you shit your pants at age six, were too embarassed to tell your mom, and walked around stinky all day with a pant biscuit.
pant biscuit by Lacey Lou October 18, 2003

Pasty Biscuit 

“Damn, look at that fine looking pasty biscuit
Pasty Biscuit by T6ylynn April 11, 2022

pant biscuit 

When you try to force a fart and get a surprise. A little crapnugget.
*grunts* Aw, crap! I just pinched off a pant biscuit!
pant biscuit by Tak a Lah August 29, 2003

biscuit party

a get together between comrades where young men race in a circle to finish jerking off first onto a biscuit. Whoever finishes last must eat the biscuit.
Man I can't believe Ronaldo lost at the biscuit party last night... that was some thick gravy.
biscuit party by bizkiteater February 8, 2010

Biscuit Pants

This is when a female looks attractive in a tight pair of pants or shorts until she unzips or unbuttons them and her fat expands out of them like when you open up a can of biscuits and the dough just blows up and out of the can. The fat can appear pasty and white just like biscuit dough or it may appear in the form of another color.

Stinky pinky usually occurs after this discovery.
Dude, she looked ok until she unzipped her pants and her fat came spilling out of them. The bitch had biscuit pants!
Biscuit Pants by DanielM75 December 9, 2008

biscuit party

A seemingly innocent description for a sordid night of passion. May be accompanied by baking in an attempt to bring some wholesomeness to the whole slutty proceedings, but who knows what happens to all those baking ingredients.... I sure wouldn't want to be eating those cookies....
Why didn't you come home last night? I was at a biscuit party.
biscuit party by Meera Swami January 29, 2007
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