Palgi

A penguin raccoon that eats its own excrement and then re-eats said excrement to produce only the most raunchtastic shits. Also throws down in the assholes of animals of all size and children 14 and younger, and the expects his friends to back him up in court

Jello - Hey bruh, we still going camping this weekend?

Dirty Girl Dan - Nah bro, supposivly the palgis just came out of hybernation, the families wouldn't be safe

Look at that dude throttling that was goats asshole, what a palgi