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Padtato

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A person who is mesmerized by the iPad and spends hours a day using it. Much like the classic definition of the couch potato with TV, but with an iPad.
I tried to get them to come outside, but they want to stay inside and be a padtato.
Padtato by astateofmike June 20, 2013
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patatoes 

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the worlds greatest food!!!!
if u don't like patatoes u should die!
patatoes by carl 17 July 29, 2006
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Padtato • patato • patatoes • Pantato • patatocaos • patatodirection • patatoe man • patatoer • patatomic • Patato Mike

patatoer 

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One who eats lots of potatoes.
Hey biznatch, you a big patatoer.
Way-Jen is a big patatoer.
patatoer by m1chaelmichael March 25, 2003
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patato 

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The things you throw at people.
Look Out!
Huh Oof *thud*
patato by chello May 13, 2005
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patato sex 

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When you shove your entire hand with a patato strapped to your wrist and pushing it all the way up some ones asshole. (People do this usually because they are fucking freaks)
"AHHHHH THAT PATATO IS SO BIG. I LOVE PATATO SEX"
patato sex by Thiccer_dicker May 24, 2017
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patato 

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You're bored so you search patato in urban dictionary .
Also there is a well know phrase containing this word

👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻
oh potato, patato
patato by Someonesomewhere101 December 23, 2019
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Patatoulis 

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From the greek word: "Πατατούλης" , meaning "little potato man"

Patatoulis is person who is a true comrade in life

-thought provoking
-open minded
-clever
-perceptive
-caring
-entertaining
-funny
-sexy
Hector - Why masturbate on your own when you can do it with others?

Jim - That's such a great idea man, you are such a Patatoulis!
Patatoulis by Heatwave_ August 20, 2022
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
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murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
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