pabstize

The intentional pouring or far more common spilling of alcohol, most often beer, on oneself or others.

Bro 1: I was slammin back some natties when this bitch bumped into me.

Bro 2: So what happened?

Bro 1: I pabstized the both of us and had to get another brew.

or

Rapper: Get me some crystal so i can pabstize these hoes.

by The_Drunken_Wise_Man December 6, 2010

Pabstinence

To refrain from sex because you have yet to get hammered... Somewhat equivalent to whiskey dick, but it's cheap beer and you've yet to consume it.

I think he has some severe Pabstinence issues. He told me, "Jenna, what you're doing is hot and everything, but it took me ages to find the change for this 24 oz, so please get off my penis."

by look alive nikolai April 15, 2010