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Main Entry: ownjie
Variant(s): or ownji
Function: noun, transitive verb
Etymology: Modern English "Own". Possibly contraction of "Own Joo" or variant of "ownage".
Inflicted Forms: Ownjies
1(noun): a) Ownage b) Extreme mastery (chiefly plural)
2(verb): a) To perform with excessive skill over b) To defeat in an embarrassing manner c) To display dominance over
(n) I have unleashed the ownjies upon you!
(n) The ownjie you are about to experience will be profound.
(v) You got ownjied hard.
(v) Oh man he ownjies you but why
ownjie by sKratch February 20, 2004
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Ownie McOwn 

An extremely 1337 CS player who has never been killed or outh4xed in his life. He is immortal in the internet gaming league known as Cal-i.
Tyler: OMG!! Guess who just wrecked on me hardcore?!

Me: Who?!?!

Tyler: OWNIE MCOWN!!

Me: NO SHIT. DID HE SIGN YOUR MOUSEPAD?!
Ownie McOwn by B money April 30, 2004
Related Words
Ownie is a name derived from the word “Owner”. This name is bestowed on the member of a friend group distinguished as the owner of the group, particularly if the other members are referred to by pet names eg. cat and dog.
“I am Ownie, the owner of the Cat and Dog”
Ownie by anonymous October 23, 2020
A nicer less aggressive way of saying 'owned'.
ownies (c)2000 fear.uk
ownies by Steven Timms May 17, 2003
a special friend. variations include a) bonie: best friend; b) slonie: sleeping own friend; c) sony: sexy type friend; d) lonie: lazy ownie; e) ponie: pooping own; f) own type: magic friend
Ownie: Hi own-type. me and mine.
Ownie by adrienne and stephen January 13, 2008

ownjidge 

Ownjidge (n):

1. Noun form of the verb own.
2. An instance in which someone or something is owned.
Man, did you see that guy get ownjidged?
ownjidge by JimboTJones February 26, 2010
A very kind and special person, people that mistreat her will regret it when they don’t have such an awesome friend, they will always have your back and support you and care for you at any time
Ownie is such a kind person to everyone
Ownie by vVerum August 1, 2019
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