otoproctologist

A medical doctor who specializes in people who are so full of shit that it runs out of their ears. (oto- prefix for "of the ear" + procto- prefix for "of the anus/rectum" + -ologist suffix for "one who studies")

You should go to the otoproctologist, there's smelly brown stuff coming out of your ears.

by Puddintan3 April 2, 2016