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otakuese 

Otakuese is the language most self-proclaimed "otaku" speak in. It is a mixed up jumble of (mostly) random Japanese words and the speaker's native language. In Otakuese, accurate useage of Japanese words is not important.

Ex: Baka - anything the speaker doesn't like.
Kawaii - anything the speaker does like.

Ex: 1: "Pokemon is sooooooo ka-WAII!"
2: "No it's not! Pokemon is totaly BAKA!!!!!"
*fight ensues*

Otakuese is largely unintelligable to members outside of the "otaku" community. However, it is noted that most "otaku" are able to understand each other fairly well. Although disagreements may break out about the particular useage of a word.

Ex2: 1: "She is so kakkoii!"
2: "No she's not! She's so bish!"
*fight ensues*
"Hello" in otakuese - "Wai wai neko-chan no baka wai baka neko nee!"
otakuese by mikokit May 14, 2006
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otakunese 

The "language" that otakus use. Otakus who use it usually know very little or no Japanese at all.
"John is so KAWAII!"
"Those guys are really baka ne?"
"hes such a bish!"
otakunese by Himura April 13, 2004
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Otakusexual 

A person who finds Anime Characters sexually attractive.

Otakusexuals tend to masturbate to anime porn called hentai.

Otakusexuals that are skilled at drawing tend to draw anime characters to fit their sexual fantasies.

Otakusexuals are not limited to just manga/anime characters; They are also attracted to videogame characters and other characters that look similar to manga style designs.

Otakusexuality has many different subdivisions.

When an otakusexual male and an otakusexual female have sex, they would cosplay as any anime character their partner chooses; Rarely if a person doesn't look like the anime character requested, then that person would wear an anime mask of the requested character during sexual intercourse.

In other relationships they would cosplay as any character they want to be during intercourse.
1.Tifa from FF7 is the fantasy of every straight otakusexual dude in the world.

2.That otakusexual girl tends to draw her favorite anime characters having sex.
Otakusexual by SuperDinner March 15, 2011

Otakusexual 

Otakusexual (Otaku-Sexual) is a nerd, geek, or anyone who finds anime characters sexually attractive.

Otakusexuals tend to watch hentai or draw anime characters to fit their fantasies.

Otakusexuals are not limited to just manga and anime characters;
They also are attracted to videogame characters or other characters that look similar to anime style drawings.

Rarely some otakusexuals are attracted to real people just as much as the anime characters (preferably good cosplayers and Japanese people).

Otakusexuality varies sense it has many different subdivisions.
1. Heard about the otakusexual who married an anime body pillow.

2. Tifa from Final Fantasy 7 is every Otakusexual boys fantasy.

3. That otakusexual girl is obsessed over an F***ing cartoon.
Otakusexual by Thatdude4 March 13, 2011

Otakusexual 

A nerd who masturbates to hentai.

They typically prefer anime characters than real people.
Person 1: Look at chun li, she is fucking hot.

Person 2: She's just a cartoon you freaking otakusexual.

Person 2: Find a real woman and get laid.
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