ostop

He is a nice, caring guy who will be truthful to you forever. He has a medium dick but will satisfy easily. He will ask you out early and will ask for sex, don't say no, if you do, you will regret it. It is NOT very likely you will get pregnant from him.

Sex with Ostop is Amazing! Try it!

ostop by o stop January 4, 2017

Osteopathy

the only practice in the health industry that actually wants to and does make you better

Michael studied osteopathy cause he gives a shit

Osteopathy by suetrolldogg69 January 14, 2017

Cold One-oscopy 

The act of butt bonging an ice cold brewsky. Also known as butt chugging or butt bonging.

After Brent lost a bet to his boys he had to take a good ol’ cold one-oscopy.

Cold One-oscopy by Bro Terry May 31, 2019

OsoPopoToto 

a Soyboy reaction to seeing something cute and then getting weird faces from people.

look at that doggie OsoPopoToto (too far WeirdChamp)

OsoPopoToto by Awl1 December 11, 2019

Octopus cream 

When a guy comes in a woman's hair

Bro last night I gave my girl octopus cream!

Octopus cream by Quickndirty April 20, 2023

Ontopacock 

When yo girl does everything for you like you told her to. Sometimes goes above and beyond any other bitch has.

Chris- "damn that fucking Cheyenne treats you good".

James- "yeah. That bitch is ontopacock".

Ontopacock by SmashKing December 23, 2014

Octopath 

Someone who has at least eight mental diseases. Usually has 8 or more fatherless children.

Physical: Highly dysmophic/metamorphic facial features: High shiny forehead, saddle nose, extreme plethora of the lips. Vaginomegaly. mega-rectum. Impervious to pain even when injured.

Signs of Octopathy: Extreme narcissism. Pathological lying. Hypersexuality leading to multiple pregnancies and fatherless children. Addiction to medical professionals. Aversion to responsibility. Gross immaturity. Parasitic propensities.

Judgement and social conscience: NONE.

An example of an Octopath is Nadya Suleman, mother of the unfortunate La Habra 14.

Fortunately for those who have this challenging mental disorder, they don't have a frigging clue.

Octopath by nadya_who December 2, 2009