osteopussy

A disturbingly thin, yet desirable female. A female so thin that having sex with her would be like fucking a skeleton, and yet the prospect still attracts.

Man, Suzie's looking good after that diet. She might have stopped menstruating, but she's the hottest piece of osteopussy I've ever seen.

by jan_drew November 8, 2008

Octopussy

Well known in the Viking mythology, octopuss, originally applied octopussy, came from the act of applying the sea creature to one's genetalia. A viking would apply the octopuss to his dick and let the animal grapple his member with its eight tentacles. He would then pull violently on the octopuss's head, thus recreating a fellatio or vagina-like sensation.

Use:
1. Magnus and Gunnar would often get some octopussy after pillaging a village.
2. Tim came home after a long day at work at SeaWorld. He treated himself with some good ol' octopussy.

by GAve Institute of Linguistics May 4, 2016

Octopussy

Roger Moore's sixth Bond film which involved a plot about trading counterfeit Romanov jewelry for a nuclear device that would be exploded in an American airbase in West Germany.

The villains were Kamal Khan (Louis Jourdan) and General Orlov (Steven Berkoff)

Maud Adams plays the title role of Octopussy, making this her second time to act in the Bond series. Kristina Wayborn also plays a love interest in this.

I consider this to be one of the better Bond movies made.

Bond: What's that one your back?

Magda: Oh, that's my little octopussy.

by A Alcott December 1, 2006

Octopussy

The act of getting octopussy involves having sex with 8 or more women in the same night.

"Dude! I just got some octopussy last night!"
"Was it awesome?"
"Hell yea, man!"

by Sh3nr0n7 March 4, 2009

octopussy

When a female's genetalia looks like a sea-creature (octopuss) crawled up in her and let its tentacles hang out a bit.

Her octopussy sucks back up in her when it feels the cold air and when its in the heat it prefers to dangle to get more air or possibly food.

by Rachel Ewald April 8, 2004

octopussy

When a girls vagina is stretched out to eight times its original size.

I would have sex with her but I dont have enough for her octopussy.

by Cheerleader Fucker August 25, 2004

Octopussy Lipatitus

An oral disease of the mouth transmitted through the XX chromosomes. Females can transmit the infection to other females but males are not affected because they do not have the XX chromosomes. The disease looks like Octopus tentacles on the lips.

She went down on her girlfriend and it fucked her whole shit up! She had Octopussy Lipatitus for like 2 weeks.

by Scoone July 20, 2018