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osnof
noun/verb
pronounced- ahz-noff
1. the secretion/act of secreting of semen from the male reproductive organ, esp. after anal sex or a mild beating.
2. the end piece of a roller coaster track, directly behind the station.
3. a male emo who is rejected by the rest of his emo friends because his hair does not do that flippy thing/cover up on eye. or, because he wears men's-not women's-jeans. (the act of being "osnoffed" by the emos)
pronounced- ahz-noff
1. the secretion/act of secreting of semen from the male reproductive organ, esp. after anal sex or a mild beating.
2. the end piece of a roller coaster track, directly behind the station.
3. a male emo who is rejected by the rest of his emo friends because his hair does not do that flippy thing/cover up on eye. or, because he wears men's-not women's-jeans. (the act of being "osnoffed" by the emos)
def. 1. BOY, did that man osnof after he was whipped with the cinnabon!
def 2. Damn, we've been sitting on this osnof all day and i'm afraid that the roller coaster might hit me.
def. 3 Dang, you can barely see that osnoff's package in his male jeans! We, the emos, shall osnof him!
def 2. Damn, we've been sitting on this osnof all day and i'm afraid that the roller coaster might hit me.
def. 3 Dang, you can barely see that osnoff's package in his male jeans! We, the emos, shall osnof him!
osnof by john patrick December 17, 2005
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Onofrei
He is the best guy friend you will have, he's sweet, nice, cute sometimes hot. He is mostly introvert, he doesn't like talking about himself but he will listen to you like you are some podcast. He is sincere, a playboy but acts like a stupid person. If you have a friend called Onofrei you should be there for him even if he doesn't tell you anything, all his emotion can be read in his actions and facial expressions.
Person 1: Who's that sweet and cute person over there?
Person 2: He's Onofrei, the person you should be besties with.
Person 2: He's Onofrei, the person you should be besties with.
Onofrei by Romanian dude December 6, 2021
Tim D'onofrio
An amazing drummer who makes YouTube drum covers, more-so Avenged Sevenfold covers. He looks like Avenged Sevenfold guitarist Zacky Vengeance, and sings like "The Rev". Any band would be lucky to have him as a drummer. He should be compared to Cobus Potgieter, Mike Portnoy and maybe even "The Rev".
1: Have you heard of the YouTube drummer Tim D'onofrio?
2: No, show me some of his shit!
**Shows "Nightmare" drum cover**
2: I think the brightness of his future just blinded me.
- Jimmy Lanz
2: No, show me some of his shit!
**Shows "Nightmare" drum cover**
2: I think the brightness of his future just blinded me.
- Jimmy Lanz
Tim D'onofrio by jimmylanz September 18, 2011
onofrei
The most wholesome person in your life, if u have a friend named Onofrei you re the luckiest person ever. He/she's introvert, likes to listen to you but he'll rarely talk about himself, the best BF/GF, hot, cute, sometimes even a total bitch
onofrei by Romanian dude December 8, 2021
d'onofing
1. A total and complete pwning, the utter destruction and dismantling of someone's pretensions, in the manner of Vincent D'Onofrio from Law and Order
2. A powerful female orgasm
2. A powerful female orgasm
Ossofication
Ossofication by Tiffany Wolfe April 28, 2007
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