bate my hook

To jack someone off
Lady:"im bored, what should we do?"
Fella:"Well...you could bate my hook...?"
by Pearly Pete November 22, 2009
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on my bates

To be on your own. Rhymes with "Billy Bates, got no mates".
"Were you out last night?"

"No, I was at home, on my bates"
by LimpySeagull July 21, 2021
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