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"omphg" or 'omfg' Generally Means Om My fucking god.
People would Use this When something Stupid or irritating would Happen. Especially When 'n00b' Just keeps Egging you on.
<NooB> I r 5o 1337, joo h4v3 n0 id3a
<you>omphg(omfg) What a noob. Go get a life you incadescent Peice of Slaughter house mangled Ass wipe.
<NooB> stfuzors before i Haxxzors ur Nubatious Ass.
<you> lmao Only thing you can Hax Is a open source html Site, and get Access denied.
<someone-else> omphg BURN!
omphg by Ryan, December 16, 2005
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omphalophobia 

I can't let anyone near my belly button. I have omphalophobia.
omphalophobia by claya_1 April 22, 2006
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omphalos 

Someone who thinks that they are the centre of the universe
Mr A:'Hey Mr B, look over there at that person who is driving in the middle of the motorway at 186.24mph, he must think that the nearest star is emitting its electromagnetic radiation out of his anal sphinctus'
Mr B:'Yeah what an omphalos'
omphalos by BenKenTheBest April 7, 2003

Omphaloskepsis 

The contemplation of one's navel.
Katrina: "It worries me that Edgar spends so much time staring at his belly button these days."
Samuel: "Well, he did vow to practice Omphaloskepsis for three hours a day."
Hardworking, determined individual.
Always willing to help, passionate, goal driven.
Omphile ke star
Omphile by anonymous November 24, 2021
another word for holy shit, also used in place of the word damn.
your girlfriend misses her period? you respond OMPH!! then you find out you really are the father and you say OMPHHHHHH!!!!!
omph by The Pharaohs October 29, 2009
"omph" is something you say when you get rekt, or there is an awkward moment.

When you get absolutely synagoggued (rekt) you can just say, "omph"
Someone says to you, "your so fucking ugly!" You say, "omph"
omph by mohnique DJ October 25, 2015