omghi2uwtfbbq 

Outburst made by furious mazda owners when their car mysteriously explodes

I started my car and a voice told me to get out. I closed the door and it took off by itself. I found it down the street securely placed between two trees. I looked at the ground and exhaled. Later that day I told my mom what happened and she was all like "OMGHI2UWTFBBQ" the end.

omghi2uwtfbbq by SpicyMchaggis January 15, 2007