After picking up a chubby cowgirl at a country bar and shagging her ass all night at her place, you slap on your Stetson, cop a squat and pinch a morning turd in her cowboy boot and skip out the house saying “Adios Pilgram.”
I went back to Wanda’s house last night after the bar closed and before I left this morning I gave her the ol’ dirty Duke. She gonna be surprised when she puts that boot on.
by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2018