oismp 

Exclamation: Oops, I shat my pants!

Origins of the phrase are unknown, but experts suspect that it was developed over 9000 years ago, when Al Gore, while chatting on teh internets, discovered that he had been pwned by Bush in the race for The White House. After this happened, Gore promptly ran crying to his mother, and, in an act of irresponsible imperialistic adventurism, invented global warming to distract people from the conspicuous scat-stain on the back of his trousers.

<&Tipper69> lolz... u r teh best 4 president!
<%ManGorePig> srsly! i r president????1????
<&Tipper69> OMG! bu5h is teh prezident!
<%ManGorePig> but i had at least 100 more votz!
<%ManGorePig> ...
*%ManGorePig is AFK, OISMP!
<&Tipper69> Again?

oismp by PiltDownMcMahon March 10, 2008

Oispoyroy 

You can always use Oispoyroy! If you‘re sad or happy or on the toilet or Trennung se Müll

Oi, I‘m taking Oispoyroy todoy

Oispoyroy by feuchterfaith2.0x.3 January 10, 2021

Oism 

Obama indirect self medal. If you see someone complimenting a group they are a part of to get pleasure by this generalising narcissistic act. Then run the fuck away.

Self proclaimed Indian- Ancient Indians were the greatest.

S.F. American- America is the greatest nation.
S.F. Human- Humans are worth more than animals. (Deanimalizing themselves and disregarding their objectively true roots and current nature)
XERO- You all just want credit for something someone else did via Oism. By generalizing the credit owner and yourself under the same umbrella label by some arbitrary imbecile fabricated relation.

Oism by XERO36539 May 24, 2023

OIMP 

Orgasm In My Pants

That hot guy made me OIMP.

OIMP by Sofie Winters May 6, 2009

Oimped 

V. An overdramatic reaction to things that are minimal in importance through the eyes of others

Wow bro i am so oimped to go to Waffle House with our schools mascot.

Oimped by Woopigorsum May 29, 2018

ocsmp 

there is 3 peoples address, bomb tutorials, meth tutorials, and possible death
enjoy minecraft

K_2304: "hey man have you been on ocsmp?"
Ace: "bombs and meth"
axo: "napalm"
K_2304: "i hate you all"

ocsmp by ILOVEMETHILOVEMETH November 12, 2021

oistpi

abbv for "Oh I see that's pretty interesting"

"oistpi, and then what?"

oistpi by Anonymous123Anonymous June 6, 2022