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‘Ahff-yoo-ohss’

- Acronym, Adjectival noun

“Objective fact unless otherwise stated”
An “ofuos” statement is made of observable, well known, common sense knowledge, fact, or objective truth, requiring no special talent or abstract thinking to understand or agree with.

The ofuos statement being something everyone knows as undeniable truth;
only a fool would disagree.

“Massive earthquakes are an ofuos reminder of earth’s potential for sudden disaster”

“Jane ofuosly related the difficulty of single parenthood to her mother.”

Ofuos statements:

“Water is wet”, “grass is green”, “the sky is blue”.
ofuos by ascendor February 1, 2023
Urban Dictionary Merch
A Ghanaian surname meaning amazingly good-looking, and very talented
Sandra is one talented African. She must be an Ofosu.
Ofosu by ohgreys15 August 18, 2009
Related Words
ofuos • Ofus • Ofoshodo • Ofosu • ofosua • ofposting • okuosa • ofo • o fo sho
A popular acronym in butch/femme lesbian subculture. OFOS stands for "Old Fashioned, Old School". Refers to a relationship which follows traditionally heteronormative roles.
In addition to the usual feminine or masculine visual signifiers of butch/femme relationships (clothing for example), OFOS couples embrace old fashioned social behaviors such as chivalry, etiquette and courtship rituals.
The gentleman butch brought her lady roses, offered her arm as they walked to the restaurant and ordered for her once seated. And the femme knew she was the luckiest lady on earth to have found a true OFOS butch.
OFOS by cuntry mouse April 15, 2009
Ofosho: Oh For Sure

To acknowledge or to agree.
Friend 1: Yo son, you got the bacardi right?
Friend 2: Ofosho.
ofosho by elretardo October 31, 2003
a hair monster with 6 legs,small eyes,a big nose, does nothing but eat,has a cape, a crown,lives in the forest, and is the king of all imagenary animals. He also has his own brand of tape.
Woah check that thing out is it an Ofus????
Ofus by Ofus January 6, 2008
A bad bitch. Moose-like. VERY intimidating! DO NOT MESS WITH HER!
That girl is scary, she is Ofosua.
ofosua by Sausageguzz March 31, 2022
Overly friendly odd stranger. Someone who approaches individuals automatically assuming you are instant friends.
was that you that I waved and greeted at the gym this morning, or have i officially transitioned into the ofos (overly friendly odd stranger?
ofos by roktalk May 8, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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