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Officer Safety 

Officer Safety (noun) – The ultimate get-out-of-jail-free card for law enforcement. It’s the excuse cops use to justify unnecessary aggression or excessive force, even when there’s no real threat. Picture this: you’re already handcuffed on the ground, barely moving, and they still got an arm around your throat, shouting “Officer safety!” as if you’re the dangerous one. It’s less about actual safety and more about flexing power, giving them a free pass for brutality, no matter how much control they already have.
Example 1:
“I was pinned down, cuffed, and they’re still yelling ‘officer safety’ while roughing me up like I’m some kind of threat.”

Example 2:
“I handed over my ID, rolled up my window to wait, and they told me to roll it back down for ‘officer safety.’ Like I’m gonna attack them from inside the car while they’re running my license. All they had to do was write the ticket.”
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skid safety officer 

To piss on and clear away another mans skids in the pan after a good poo.
'I'm a skid safety officer sir, I'll clean that'

'Wow that's a mess, better do my duty as a skid safety officer and hose that down'
skid safety officer by BAZLEYSMASH December 4, 2015

safety patrol officer 

A safety patrol officer is your pot supplier you go to before you have a safety meeting.
"Hey dude, I'll be back. I gotta see the safety patrol officer"
"Sweet, then we can have a safety meeting when you get back."