Bouncer: "ID please."
19yo: *notices ID scanner and hesitates* "uh here ya go.."
Bouncer: *scans ID* "Son, this is obviously a fake, and you look twelve so off ya fuck before I call the popo"
19yo: *notices ID scanner and hesitates* "uh here ya go.."
Bouncer: *scans ID* "Son, this is obviously a fake, and you look twelve so off ya fuck before I call the popo"
by Ucanhandlethetruth February 22, 2015