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When you see an old bitch walking by (60 and up) and she's looking pretty fly. You then think to urself how do I describe her in one word. You call that bitch an obilf.
Man I was at the nursing home and there was this obilf with no teeth!!
Obilf by Officer Big Sexy January 11, 2014
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Agnes Obel

-A Danish singer and songwriter who is considered one of the more inspiring artists of the generation.

-She recently released the album 'Philharmonics' with songs such as 'Riverside' and 'Brother Sparrow'
Agnes Obel writes such amazing lyrics!
Osiel is a type of boy kid that is kind, funny, loving, caring, understanding, cute, and smart. They are amazingly sweet and romantic towards their significant other. If you are lucky enough to have an osiel for your boyfriend, don't let him go.
Girl 1: what's your boyfriends name?
Girl 2: osiel, he's really sweet :)
Osiel by Gpigss107 May 9, 2017

Obelisk the Tormentor 

When you paint your dick blue and use it to cockslap a girl.
John: Dude, I went out and got some blue paint and a few condoms just so I could finally do the Obelisk the Tormentor.
Obelisk the Tormentor by Psdnym April 17, 2010
The most amazing guy in the world. He has a cute smile and a great personality. He's shy, but that's what makes him so adorable. There's no other guy in the world that is as amazing as him. He's the most amazing boyfriend if you are able to be with him. Did I mention he's great in bed? haha

Everyone likes him and any girl would be lucky to have him. If you don't like him than you deserve to die. (:
cute adorable amazing sexy babe osiel
osiel by babyboobae April 13, 2014
Obelia is a skinny cute girls who is not afraid to say what she has to say. Not everybody notices her but she is very intelligent. Most people want to be friends with her. She is very silly and goofy and is ready to have fun. Watch out for the Obelia’s!
Obelia’s can also be sneaky
obelia by Kayla Johnsons May 26, 2018
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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