nurfer 

1. A person who takes care of someone when they have over indulged in alcohol. e.g helping them to throw up in the toilet whilst holding their hair out of the bowl and patting their back, giving words of encouragement and absolution.

2. Crowd control, public relations e.g taking on the duty of speaking for the patient in public spaces

3. Vertical management services e.g a nurfer will help the patient to stay upright in public areas

4. A dedicated nurfer will often remain by the patient's side throughout the night and administer painkillers in the morning.

I'm going to throw up on all these people if I don't find a nurfer really soon.

nurfer by Gray-on-Grey June 28, 2011

Young Narfer 

A young homey from North Richmond, California. Young Narfers represent with New York Yankees hats and tattoos.

G Baby: Hey fool! I saw some bustas from Central Rich dippin' on D Block! They were dissin' Young Chewy and White Boi!

Black: Get the straps, son. You Young Narfers are gonna become Lil Hittas tonight!

Young Narfer by ZXY&ABC January 8, 2020

nursery rhymes 

The slightly rediculous rhymes your mother told you when you were little. They usually contain babies crashing to the ground in cradles, and riding riding six white horses around moutains.

Boy: Mom, did you tell me nursery rhymes when I was litte?

Mother: Yes, you loved the one about some guy burning his package on a candle stick.

nursery rhymes by Dr.Pepperlotsundbergy April 26, 2008

Nurfed 

A Valorant Professional for SoaR Gaming

Nurfed will be competing in this Vanguard Champions Tour.

Nurfed by DunkinEats May 30, 2021

Nurger 

A black burger.

"Yo, Burger King is out with that new black burger!"
"Shouldn't it be called a Nurger?"

Nurger by glapor February 4, 2019

Nurder 

The unlawful killing of one nerd by another as a result of a nerd based conflict.

Simon was convicted of 1st degree nurder after killing a fellow nerd for stealing his highest rarity magic card.

Nurder by Pultzar June 29, 2009

NufferHead 

A NufferHead or NuffinHead is one of various types of raccoon species native to northern Canada and Siberia. Usually vicious in nature they tend to be pack animals and are in a constant battle for food and territory against Minks. Living in such cold climates they are equipped with heavy insulating fur that is between 54-117 inches thick. A SirNufferHead is the leader of the pack and asserts its dominance by biting the head off of a mouse

Holy Fuck that SirNufferHead just bit the head of a moose off

NufferHead by Poppypandas June 7, 2010