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Whales are the downfall of modern earth. Did you know that every time a whale ejaculates, it emits over 400 gallons of semen. Their semen contains marlox which has a certain potency of acid to kill all the fish in the ocean ecosystem. We have to kill those fucking whales. If you are a fisherman and you see a whale, immedietly take out your harpoon equiped with c4's and fire it straight into the eye of the beast.
Whales have extremely large penis', if we nuke the whales the ocean is saved.
by Steven McTowelie April 24, 2006
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To fuck up in a grandiose way.

A more palatable term than screw the pooch for modern use, as it isn't reminiscent of beastiality.
That dumbass managed to nuke the whale when he deleted half the project the day before it was due.
by Kegmoney June 12, 2018
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