nothead

someone who thinks they're a pothead, but really isn't, but infact is a loser trying to be cool by smoking and learning about pot.

these people are usually desperate to smoke, or at least act like it. they will openly talk about smoking like they have nothing to hide. they think they are hardcore partyers or are too cool to do anything with anyone except smoke. they may seem to know a lot on the subject of marijuana, but to a true smoker, these people are complete idiots who just try too hard.

and that's that.

kid #1: do you have a blunt? we need one.

kid #2: dude, no, i don't associate with notheads.

nothead by supercattttcoolman August 3, 2007

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Nobhead on wheels

A knobhead on wheels, is the kind of person, who drives round areas, usually with passengers. There are two types of nobhead on wheels. The conservative nobhead- This is the person who drives with 1 male passenger in the front, who usually, has his window down, and a tab out the window, and casually yells fuck off at people he passes. The semi-conservative nobhead- is the person who usually has a bunch of fat sluts, in the back, and a mate in the front. These drivers are usually on their way for a gangbang. The driver beeps their horn, and the sluts stick up fingers out of the back windows.

Tonight were the victim of a verbal attack, by a nobhead on wheels

Nobhead on wheels by Gaz April 8, 2005