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nosey cunt

someone who has nothing to do but read everyone's myspace comments.
lets be a nosey cunt and read sophie's comments
Cuntnose for dyslexics
"Did he just call me a nose cunt??"
"I think he meant cuntnose..."
Nose cunt by BeatleBabe007 November 5, 2024

Cunt nose 

More or less a different form of the fuck face insult, but instead of having a fuck for a face, said person has a cunt for a nose. Its like a disability.
"Oi cunt nose, cunt off"
"Cunting hell mate, that cunt nose just nosed in on your cunting bird!"
Cunt nose by Geared September 28, 2006

cunt nose! 

someone who you extremely dislike! they don't literally have a cunt on da end of their nose! as this is impossible!
man #1 - come here you fucking wanker!

man #2 - nah, you can go fuck yourself, you smelly little cunt nose!
cunt nose! by sidamon69 September 1, 2005
1: slang term for the clitoris, e.g. I can see your cunt-nose poking out.
2: term of insult, e.g. Piss off you cunt-nose
"Yeah baby, lick my cunt-nose"
"Oi, cunt-nose, what do you think you're doing?"
Cunt-nose by TreacleSkunk November 16, 2022
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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