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noseworthy

crazy ass mother fucker who is sexy and crazy the best kind of noseworthy is livy noseworthy those are the best livy noseworthys are so sexy
livy noseworthy
noseworthy by fuckwe May 4, 2014
A word one says when one's nose is pressed by anyone except theirself. Everyone has one, some have not uncovered it yet. It never changes. Once your noseword has been determined, it never changes. Try it on your friends; press their nose until they say something. That is forever their noseword.
<Maddie>HEY, let's all press each other's noses!
<all> sure, and we'll say our nosewords!
*spontaneous nosepressing*
<Maddie> MEEP
<Mallory> BAGEL
<Drew> FUCK
<Brenna> ANGRY BUTTSEX
<Harry> AAAH!
<Hannah> BRAINS!

wow, that sure was some good nosewording.
noseword by w00tster May 6, 2005

kyle noseworthy 

a little crybaby that laughs like a hyena
Was that a hyena laughing?
No that was a Kyle Noseworthy
kyle noseworthy by Sseeaann May 20, 2018

Mr. Noseworthy 

Coolest teacher ever. Let's his class go outside. Is an incredible person. Is the teacher you can talk about comic books with and shows the class memes.
Student 1: Did you have Mr. Noseworthy today?
Student 2: Yeah! He is the best! He took the whole class outside to play basketball.
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