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Securing and taking home (stealing) food that doesn't belong to you.
Mush, that divia was noochin on the ice cream and left overs again. Putza.
Noochin by EMurphE5 January 20, 2018
Related Words
noomch • Nooch • Nomch • noobchat • nooche • nootch • noochbag • noochie • Nooching • nomcha

noobchopped 

RPG (Role Playing Game) term used when a high level character kills a low level character with one hit in PVP (Player vs. Player).
Man, can you believe that dude ran into the arena like a hardass, he got noobchopped!
noobchopped by n00bch0p February 10, 2009
1) A nootch is a cozy little place to sit or to cuddle into, like a non-creepy corner or between two other people.

2) Also can be used those places on the body that no one really has a name for, such as the inside of the elbow, or the back of the knee.
1) "Just sit in that little nootch between Lisi and Jordyn, there's room!"

2) "Eww that girl was all sweaty in her elbow nootch. How does that even happen??"
Nootch by supahcreepx May 14, 2009

snootch to the nootch 

stated after a truthful or meaningful statement, such as word to your mother, or word is bond. Popularized by Jay Mewes of Jay and Silent Bob fame.
I need a new hetero life mate. Snootch to the Nootch.
1. to have quick wits, to be sharp, to be smart.
2. to be tactful, to be able to read another person's intentions.
3. sometimes can be used as a child's first name.
1. nicole has a lot of noonchis.
2. like me's need noonchi to please other people.
3. glenn wants to name his son, "noonchi."
noonchi by miss noonchi October 8, 2005
History:
The origin of the word nomch is a somewhat perluded one however some optanictal liriture historians have found what is believed the origin of said word. The first ever recorded use of nomch was June 3rd 1203 And was clavired by Lord Astenbury III to King Rowley Ruler Of Schlezing, Germany on a hot summers afternoon. On top of this their good friends and perfunctors Zac Z Penske FATIMA Ruler Of Poland And Owner Of The ZetterstrandGaeuns Clan and Billiam Janney Son Of Little Known Legend daddy nuttt. The story of nomch goes like this: one hot summers afternoon Astenbury and Rowley weโ€™re walking home. Rowley has earlier been gifted a Freudian Ball Of Stoic PDough by Astenbury so the topic of food was on their minds. They were around 4 lianies from their destination when Astenbury was hit with the revolution. He realised that their was no word for in between a much and a nom!! He sdintilated for a few byzanites and settled on the word nomch.

Usage:
The word nomch must exclusively be used post-munch but pre-nom. It must come borgeous to the munch leaving enough time for the nom to harbinger straight after.
Hello my good fellow care for a nomch this lovely afternoon
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