noomb 

A person who's actions bare no relevance to the person's skill or abilities.

Person A: "This guy on counter-strike keeps shouting 'BOOBIES' down the mic but he's raking in all the kills.
Person B: "My guess is he's either cheating or he's some kind of noomb.

noomb by John D, Ollie W March 28, 2009

Left Noob

It is right next to Moosejaw, Saskatchewan.

Ryan Stiles: Have you ever heard of a place called Moosejaw, Saskatchewan?
Colin Mochrie: Isn't that right beside Left Noob?

Left Noob by WLIIA July 9, 2010

Noob Move 

A term used to describe the action of one who is a noob, or an amateur at something. Coined by Chris Smoove.

Jimmy just killed his own team, that was a noob move!

Noob Move by pcb95 July 30, 2011

guitar noob

A guitar noob is usually quite a young guitarist who thinks they can do lodes of fast shred soloing just by randomly picking and sweeping notes. They are usually found in guitar shops and guitar exhibitions like music live or NAMM playing the best guitar on the loudest amp deliberately in front of other people trying to show off a false sense of musical knowledge and technicality when they sound absolutely terrible, there for making a complete noob out of them self.
Typically, guitar noobs practice alot but are too arrogent to take criticism so just keep practicing all the wrong things there for staying at the same level of playing for a very long time.

Randon guitar shop guy: Hey, you ever heard of Yngwie Malmsteen or Steve vai, shit, man those guys can shred on guitar!
Guitar noob:Ah yeh, those guys are kwl but some of there stuff is actually quite easy!
Random guitar shop guy: No way man! lets hear u do some of their stuff!
guitar noob:(makes terrible unmusical very loud horrible noise using his guitar)...See its easy dude!
Random guitar shop guy:Yeh.....kwl....(walks away).....What a freaking guitar noob....

guitar noob by Adam Kurowski November 29, 2007

Get noob 

A term that roblox players use to insult another user or another way of saying I won not you XD loser

HAHA LOSER GET NOOB IDIOT I HAVE BIG ROUX U DONT

Get noob by Am big roux June 18, 2019

spanish noob 

A noob that speaks Spanish. Very common users among games.

*Noob dies*
Noob: u perra noob u hack perra feo

Person: Spanish noob.

spanish noob by agtctae February 13, 2014

TUF noob 

Any over zealous person who started watching Mixed Martial arts after the reality show "The Ultimate fighter" started airing. A TUF noob can be identified by his TapouT shirt. No real MMA fan wears the obnoxious and overpriced brand unless they are sponsored by them. They also refer to MMA as "Ultimate fighting." They also like to lie to people saying they "train UFC." That's like a football player who says he "trains NFL." A TUF noob has no formal training and while watching an event likes to scream what to do at trained MMA athletes who put a lot of hard work to get where they are. TUF noobs usually walk around like they have phone books under their armpits even if they don't have any muscle definition. Most TUF noobs cannot appreciate the aspect of ground fighting and thinks transitioning from positions and chaining submission attempts requires no skill. They just want to see hands being thrown but do not change the channel to watch boxing. TUF noobs like to start shit in bars, and usually gets in fights with other TUF noobs. Sometimes they pick on the wrong person who is minding their own business but actually trains and is knocked out or choked unconscious until they piss their pants.

TUF noob: I train UFC, don't mess with me or I'll knock you out!

TUF noob by concept1 February 12, 2009